Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

He must be so lonely living in his own in a foreign country where he doesn’t even speak local language

He’s naturally a very socially awkward person so this isn’t as bad for him as it might seem. Anyone who has met him can tell you he has little to say other than general pleasantries about how amazing everyone has been and how beautiful this town is. And of course, prepared statements about the Gooberning Boody.

Even his wife complained that he talked too much about JWs, and true to form - he responded with some drivel about how evil the GB is. It is all in the letter.

Everything wrong with him traces back directly to the GB.

“Lloyd you left a mess in the kitchen!”

“You’re supposed to clean up. See?! The GB put that into my head and it’s next to impossible to fix this behaviour!”

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Remember Lloyd earned a place in his safe space on a corner of YouTube for exploiting woke ideology, which he used to to cancel and smear people

Leftist YTer David Pakman (who once had Lloyd on his show) absolutely lost his shit over losing 5000 subscribers after the Trump win and said it was happening with many of his colleagues as well. He also singled out paying subs who had dropped. (Sound familiar?). What Pakman conveniently left out was his incessant and confident predictions of a Harris victory which might have clued in more than a few of his subs that he was full of shit.

https://youtu.be/s6D0ngvVEwU?si=tZpcDa6xS0FsWD9z

Perhaps this is what Lloyd was also seeing that led him to make the latest plea for money? In true Jabba the Hutt fashion, David later thanked his followers for making up for the loss after manipulating them with fear to begin with.

Kind of like what Lloyd just did. Create an atmosphere of fear (“this is a video I did not want to make!”), propose a “solution” that also coincidentally benefits him, and thank the wonderful viewers who miraculously saved the channel!

Relax, Lloyd. David’s worth a few million. You can’t afford your daughter’s haircut and still do “daddy told me not to masturbate!” routines for amateur night.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

His problem is he has effectively either deplatformed himself (Twitter/X) or been forced out (Reddit/JWN). Go to his X feed and you’ll find a lonely man speaking to himself with virtually no interaction with others. Huge unforced error by deleting that account and subsequently having it hijacked. He still had a devout following there when he left even though he didn’t rule it like he once had. That platform might have come in handy in reaching more people when begging this time round. But the bully got bullied and thus fell onto his own sword.

YouTube is his own echo chamber. Once exiting JWs find others on social media, they quickly discover Jabba the Hutt isn’t respected the way that he presents himself. They even learn how they have been deceived in donating to him.

The party’s over, folks. There’s no longer such a thing as a free trip to Australia. People still give to Jimmy Swaggart, but try telling your friends that and not get laughed at for throwing your money at an old man hiring prostitutes.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I don't know if that is Dijana in the photo.

It is. All over her FB and Instagram profiles she has a distinct series of tattoos down her right arm.

Jabba the Hutt is at 350 now which represents a gain of 40. Nothing like the “Things are Bad” begging stunt that netted him close to 300 pledges within a couple days.

Based on the results so far, I believe this one was ill-advised because he only promised jack and jack shit. Just access to him which was already on offer. Even that sounded forced and only a fool would believe that he really valued your opinion and wanted to talk to you. The sketches at the end were lame and not in any way entertaining.

This one is the penis-pump of Lloyd Evans begging videos. A quick rise, but an equally hasty deflation period afterwards with a mess to clean up.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Has he got any kind of plan to get out of this spiral? Two obvious plans would be improve his channel or else find a job instead. He doesn’t give any indication of doing either.

Evidently his ex-wife has figured this out and has a job. Lloyd seems to be the only holdout.

Key words being “in the car on my way to work”, meaning that she has a real job she needs to get up for and drive to.

Read what else she has to say about learning to love herself. Absolutely shameful and proof positive those two letters Jabba the Hutt sent her were not just a “one-off”.

Notice how he said that Ad revenue gets him $1200 a month but he didn’t mention how much his patron and other begging measures generate.

€1630 is the median wage in Croatia, but that is gross. He’s very close to the median wage there and that is counting only YT revenue, not Patreon, YT subs and the PayPal donations he is soliciting. So he’s probably at least at double the median wage and he still wants more.

Anyone desire to take a guess as to what a 41 year old single mother who hasn’t worked for over 10 years would be earning in Sisak right now?

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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Wow, he sounds like the speech elders were making at all of my congregations throughout my 35 years in the JWs.

Lloyd Evans just stole the “per publisher” gimmick.

He rounded up to 115,000 subs, divided it by 0.005 (half a percent) and came up with 575 expected donors.

But he doesn’t disfellowship his YT subs nor does he account for them going inactive or dying.

It’s even worse than the WT. At least they go by active publishers and are not counting everyone who’s ever knocked on a door in the past decade.

So according to Lloyd’s logic, everyone who has ever clicked “subscribe” on his channel over the past 10 years figures into his math regarding how many people should financially support him.

So the plantar’s wart has returned. This has none of the emotional heft of the previous begging stunts (“I may have to sack Dijana and Tibor and lives won’t get saved!”) to a blatant cash grab complete with lame sketches about how people can buy time with him.

He’s graduated from his patented faux-altruism into the full-on whore phase.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Evans and the Watchtower are still out there. It's almost as if they aren't listening or don't care what you think. Could such a thing be possible?

Wrong. He is listening and is still making threats. If you don’t believe me, go to his “Aftermath” video and sort by newest comments. Anytime someone tries to correct him about the veracity of his lawsuit (still active, FYI), he fires back in his ever-familiar dipshit know-it-all fashion.

On 4 Sept 2022, his intentions - not only at that particular time - but up to 40 years in the future were made abundantly clear:

“This ends when I want it to end”. Very well. Since Jabba the Hutt is hurling threats at men and women alike, effective even decades from now, we’re keeping a tidy little log here so people stumbling upon to the scene know exactly what type of milquetoast bully this pathetic creature is and continues to be. And should his children ever seek to know why their father is a such a feeble man who tries to control them as he once did to their mother, this thread will be fucking here.

If you and others don’t like it, take it up with him and urge him to retract the statement above as well as his dull-witted lawsuit.

As my daddy always told me, never make threats without carefully considering possibilities of blowback.

This thread is one such example. And do consider this as I have it on excellent authority: if that hideous looking man ever tries to carry out his threat to hunt people down, there will be people to meet him.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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So, we've now had several days since three major headlines which our "boy" could've covered if he was really bothered.

Short answer: He doesn’t care.

Long answer: He hasn’t cared since the end of his days on this forum and thought he’d be making bank on the AAWA scam. If one remembers, he got really upset when people told him it was a shitty name (originally “Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists”). He mentally checked out after all of that and blamed the community, and particularly - this forum. The only thing he cares about is himself and feeding his semi-employed lifestyle.

Have to hand it to him though. Think of all the blow-jobs, Star Wars toys and free all-inclusive holidays this community he so loathes has funded him for the past decade. If you have Max (formerly HBO Max), watch The Righteous Gemstones. Jabba the Hutt is a carbon copy of the oldest son of a grifting televangelist family. Dumber than shit, hideous face and figure, and thinks he’s the brains of the whole operation. You don’t even need to watch the whole series if you don’t want to. Watch series 1, episode 1. Pretty much a retelling of the whole Thailand scandal and this dolt’s inability to handle it in an honest and reasonable fashion.

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Dr. James Penton - goin' up yonder dirt nap

by Nathan Natas in

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i saw a post on reddit by "big_routine1112" announcing that james penton died.. well, there's always the resurrec... oh, nevermind.. as always, the person expressing the most profound grief and dismay wins!.

"he was my friend" .

"there will never be another of his ilk".

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I put Penton in a class adjacent to Juan Pinecone (he whose name must not be spoken).

Not Juan Pinecone (Affectionately known as Jabba the Hutt). Penton was an academic who actually had his book published (as opposed to being self-published and ~~crowdfunded~~ grifted to the tune of $20,000 from exJWs). One wrote extensively about having “blue balls”, sexual fantasies about “girls” who served him food, getting visible erections during field service with a “shapely” pioneer sister, and climaxing in an MTS School shower. Penton’s book… well, was actually written in a manner that was professional and researched and as I recall, didn’t refer to his penis at all.

I could go on but there’s another thread for that.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I’ve seen that too. It’s pathetic that he thinks he can be the go-to voice for Trump election cope. This is the same guy who thought that suing foreign nationals in a provincial Croatian court was a slam dunk case and tried to ridicule anyone who suggested that non-citizens who exercised their rights of free speech in their own country could be criminally charged under Croatian law.

It his typical vacuous psycho-babble anyway. His primary argument seems to be “don’t worry, Trump will be gone for good in 4 years!”

Well, no shit. He even suggested that presidential terms could be extended to 6 years to extend Trump which demonstrates a huge lack of understanding of the American constitution. Such a move would require a Constitutional amendment - subject to 2/3s majority in Congress and 2/3s of state legislatures, which is simply not happening with close to half of Congress controlled by Democrats. And it is impossible to apply such a Constitutional change to a term already in progress. He really needs to Google what “ex post facto” means in a legal sense.

The man has always been a dolt and the drugs he’s taken has added to his delusional theories. He’d be absolutely slaughtered online should he ever attempt to start a political channel or podcast - which has been one of his longstanding goals to pivot out of JW content.

Edited to add - this is also the same guy who absolutely freaked out about Brexit and invited people telling him to calm down to pay him the difference in his GBP account when pound sterling temporarily dove in the wake of the vote. He also wrote an extensive blog post advocating a new vote on Brexit, citing his and others’ failure to vote as a casus belli for re-voting due to the lack of seriousness him and others placed on the referendum.